Snow days are fun...

till you have three of them.

At that point there's so much snow that you either: a) can't see your friends because of the terrible transportation situation, b) realize in all the vast hours of doing nothing that you don't have any friends you like enough to try to see, c) get way too close with your parents, d) watch so much Skins that your computer blows up, or finally and most irrevocably e) make a blog modeled after Jarred Turner's in a last ditch effort to quell boredom.

Or, like me, you cover all five. Goddamnit.

So...I don't want people to think I made this blog because I had nothing better to do...but I did.

You may be wondering about the title...well most people know already...but Maximizing Your Rep is just about the most clutch thing to do these days other than the wholesome chatroulette.

M.Y.R. has alot to do with a tomato costume and d.wade and break dancing, but you'll find out about all that later.

Mostly, it's me loving Kathy Griffin. More details later...

Love, KA$HA (even better than Ke$ha- who by the way, did NOT go to/get into Columbia. Sorry guys.)

P.S. LESSON OF THE DAY:
Ever been called a shiksa? If you're like me and say- Kyle Davis, you have. And FYI, this is what it means--
Shiksa: A Gentile girl or woman, especially one who has attracted a Jewish man. The term derives from the Hebrew word "sheketz", meaning the flesh of an animal deemed taboo by the Torah. Since a Jewish man marrying a non-Jewish woman is taboo also, this word applies to her. The ideal shiksa is a blonde...